THIS IS MY DESIGN

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

bilbosexual:

assvengersplz:

petition for a road to el dorado movie starring chris hemsworth and tom hiddleston

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

perky—nipples:

_{wait wait guys you dont understand}

_justice

_{j u s t i c e} 

vibrathor:

When I will finally start meeting celebrities?
I did my waiting.